Sting Ring Peppers — Est. One Drunk Night
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Sting Ring Peppers.

We are a world-class apparel brand built on the solid foundation of a regrettable URL purchase at 1am.

* WE DO NOT SELL PEPPERS. WE NEVER HAVE. WE NEVER WILL.

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PREMIUM · ARTISANAL · FAKE
Sting Ring Peppers
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"The finest peppers we have never grown,
harvested, or sold."
NOT A FOOD PRODUCT
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THE COLLECTION
Wear the Bit.
Live the Brand.
All proceeds go toward explaining this to our families.
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T-Shirts
Only the best logos. Zero peppers. 100% cotton, maybe? Extremely comfortable for a company with no core business.
Depends... Shop T-Shirts
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Hats
Wear the hat of a person who built an empire on absolutely nothing.
Who knows? Shop Hats
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The Pepper Baron Hoodie
Premium fleece. Ideal for cold nights when you want to look like you run a hot sauce empire but don't.
Coming Soon
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Stickers (No Peppers)
Stickers...What else should we say? You peel...they stick...Simple.
From $2 Shop Stickers
THE FOUNDING MYTH

"It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time."

It was a Friday night. There was beer. There was a group of friends with too much confidence and just enough WiFi to do something irreversible.

Someone said "Sting Ring Peppers" and everyone lost it. Within minutes, stingringpeppers.com was registered, a logo was being sketched on a napkin, and the founding vision was complete: a pepper company that would never, under any circumstances, sell peppers.

We sobered up. We thought about it. We thought about it some more. We decided the bit was good enough to build a brand around. You're reading this right now, so clearly we were onto something.

Sting Ring Peppers is a legitimate apparel company. We make real shirts, real hats, and real hoodies. We do not grow peppers. We do not source peppers. We do not have opinions about peppers. We just own the name and frankly, it slaps.

— The Founders, still mildly hungover in spirit
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
We Know What You're Going to Ask.
Do you sell peppers?
No.
Are you planning to sell peppers?
No. This is a merch company.
Why is it called Sting Ring Peppers then?
It was late. Drinks were involved. The domain was $12. Here we are.
What if I really want hot peppers?
We suggest a grocery store. We hear they have many peppers. We are not one of them.
Are your products actually good quality?
Yes. We may be a joke but we are not a cheap joke. Premium fabrics, sharp printing, garments that will outlast this company's coherent business plan.
Can I contact you about a potential pepper partnership?
Absolutely not. Do not reach out about peppers. We will not respond about peppers. We will, however, happily discuss bulk hoodie orders.
Do you have a returns policy?
Yes. If it doesn't fit or arrives damaged, we'll sort it. If you're trying to return it because you expected peppers — you did not read this page carefully enough.
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